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Paul Hernandez

Live, Love, JNCOs

You had to be there and you had to be wearing cartoonish heavy denim with a bowl haircut and the attitude of a Mexican Jonathan Taylor…

Jul 12, 2023

Live, Love, JNCOs

Jul 12, 2023

Light an M80 with a Newport

Happy Belated 4th of July

Jul 5, 2023

An illustration of hand and cigarette igniting an M80 firework.

Jul 5, 2023

The Arlington Heights Bears

The Bears haven’t given the city of Chicago championship since 1985. Someone born in 1985 has a mortgage, and if they lived life as the…

Sep 30, 2021

The Arlington Heights Bears

Sep 30, 2021

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Frazzled

When Minecraft Lead Us Down a Road of Self-Discovery and Abject Terror

There’s a scene in the film Mystic River where Laurence Fishburne describes Sean Penn’s character, “The moment I laid eyes on him, I could…

Nov 20, 2020

When Minecraft Lead Us Down a Road of Self-Discovery and Abject Terror

Nov 20, 2020

Published in
The Haven

Why isn’t the mainstream reporting on the insane thoughts inside my head?

What the left doesn’t want you to know?

Nov 16, 2020

Why isn’t the mainstream reporting on the insane thoughts inside my head?

Nov 16, 2020

Published in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Once Bitten

The gaping, bleeding, wound on my forearm

Oct 30, 2020

Once Bitten

Oct 30, 2020

Manhunt Underway as Authorities Mistake Garbage Bag of Uncooked Bratwurst for Steve Bannon

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Aug 20, 2020

Manhunt Underway as Authorities Mistake Garbage Bag of Uncooked Bratwurst for Steve Bannon

Aug 20, 2020

Published in
The Haven

Your Childhood Rebooted by Marketing Executive

You’ll Never Forget No Matter How Hard You Try

May 6, 2020

Your Childhood Rebooted by Marketing Executive

May 6, 2020

Published in
Slackjaw

My Regiment To Become The Ideal American

To achieve a healthy balance, I’ve begun to support all political extremes equally.

Apr 3, 2020

My Regiment To Become The Ideal American

Apr 3, 2020

The City Announces It Will No Longer Let Residents Use Cars for Dibs

CHICAGO — In wake of the latest snowstorms to hit the The Chicago metropolitan area, Mayor Rahm Emanuel announced the city’s latest plan…

Jan 31, 2019

The City Announces It Will No Longer Let Residents Use Cars for Dibs

Jan 31, 2019

Paul Hernandez

Paul Hernandez

Writer, Father, Satirist, Marketing Professional and avid reader of the comment sections at the bottom of every article.

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